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Quit Smoking!

Tape your fingers together.
Chew on the cigeratte butts, they really taste bad! But don't replace your smoking habit butt chewing.
Hide that causes a spark or fire.
Try hypnosis. The only side effects is the confusion of finding yourself in a public place pretending to be a chicken every time the door bell rings.

Famous Quotes!

"Giving up smoking is easy. I've done it hundreds of times."

Mark Twain

"I would quit, but no one likes a quitter."

Oscar Wilde " Do you mind if I smoke?" Sarah Bernhardt "I don't care if you burn".

Jokes

A young woman confides to a friend that she wants to quit smoking, but nothing she does seems to work.
"Have you tried the patch?" her friend asks.
"No, that's one thing I haven't tried," the woman says, "because I'm not sure it works."
Says her friend, "I'm sure it would if you put it over your mouth."

It's always easy to talk about quitting smoking .. but taking *this* first step is easy ...

A young man at a New Year?s party turned to his friend and asked him for a cigarette.

“I thought you made a New Year?s resolution to quit smoking,” said his friend.

“I’m in the process of quitting,” the man replied, “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.”

“What’s phase one?’” asked his friend.

“I’ve quit buying.”

Three kayakers paddled 10 kilometers through heavy seas from one island to another. The first kayaker said "I paddled it in 2 hours." The second kayaker said "I paddled it in one and a half hours because I had a wind at my back." The third kayaker said "I paddled it in 30 minutes." The first and second kayaker asked the third kayaker, "How ever did you do that. That's amazing." The third kayaker replied, "Because I had run out of cigarettes."

If you want to quit, try Greensmoke, it looks good and believe me it does the job!

Well what can I say about greensmoke, it is a rather good solution. I have watch this electric cigarette really work. What happens you see is that it actually produces smoke, it tastes like a cigarette and the end even glows.

I was stunned when I saw it, its a real gadget. You can even change the taste by putting in another filter! Ok Ok, wait for the flavours. Ready?

Tobacco (goes without saying)
Menthol
Vanilla
Coffee
Chocolate

And then you even have different nicotine levels to get you off the dreaded weed.

16mg- comparable to an unfiltered tobacco cigarette

8 mg- comparable to a 'Marlboro Red'

6 mg- comparable to ''Lights''

4 mg- comparable to ''Ultra-Lights'''

0 mg- comparable to cigarettes without nicotine

They come in lots of different packs, for example, a starter kit with a USB charger! A Love Birds kit and even a Social Smokers kit!

If you are trying to give up or know some who is why not have a look at this solution. It really is quite amazing.

Oh and on the website you will see a wonderful calculator that will work out how much your smoking costs you and how this saves you money! What more could you ask for.