5.00pm-5.30

Best Mates

New Zealand soap opera.  Shelia can't believe Bruce's story about being abducted by aliens on the way home from the Lamb and Garter on Friday night, but when she sees the probe they left him with she has no choice but to believe that other beings may have actually landed in his back paddock.

5.30pm-6.00pm

Doubt it!

Gameshow where members of the public have thirty seconds to describe the most interesting thing that has ever happened to them while a celebrity panel throw wet sponges and tinned peaches at them.  With Malingra Trollop and Fredrick Ringbinder.

6.00pm-7.00pm

Fluffy the Campfire Quencher.

Drama about a rabbit called Fluffy who has special secret powers to put out dangerous campfires.  Tonight a campfire breaks out in the woods near a group of sleeping boy scouts, and Fluffy has a race against time to escape from his cage, hop to the woods, put out the fire, hope back to his cage, break back in and disguise the fact that he's been anywhere before it's time to go to the vets.  Starring Hoppy Rabbitovitch. 

7.00pm-7.30pm

On the Edge!

Sit-com set in a Samaritan Help lin office.  Felicity gets the hick-ups while talking someone out of jumping from a ninth floor window.

7.30pm-8.00pm

Trolley Collectors.

First of a twelve part docu-soap about the men who collect supermarket trolleys from places where they shouldn't be.  Tonight Morris finds a trolley 50 yards from the trolley park and Barry takes some hostages.

8.00pm-9.00pm

Hawko, the Awful Truth!

Denise Woodfield goes undercover to investigate HAWKO Department stores.  Saturday Girl auctions, illegal immigrant scandals.

9.00-11.00pm

Film: Love you Long Time, Ten Dollar.

Made for TV erotic film thriller set in a mobile library van.  Jack runs a successful mobile library business, but when the locals start returning their books on time, the lack of fines means that he has no choice but to become a Phillipino style prostitute.  Jack soon learns that there is more to being a Phillipino style prostitue than meets the eye.

11.00pm-1.00am

Whisk Night

Ted Strange introduces a series of programmes devoted to his favourite kitchen utensil, starting with..

11.15pm-11.45pm

Whisks Galore

When a ship full of whisks sinks off the coast of Jaywick the locals make the best of it by having  wild whisk parties and selling contraband whisks to passing tourists.

11.45pm-1.00am

Film: I Married a Whisk

Sci-fi thriller about a man who marries the girl of his dreams only to find out that she is actually a whisk.  Contains nudity, swearing, violence and gratuitous whisking.