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Technical Support one liners |
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Thursday, 12 March 2009 11:10 |
Technical support: 'Press any key to continue.
Customer: I can't find the 'Any' key. | Technical support: Can you click on 'My Computer'?
Customer: I don't have your computer, just mine. | | Customer: 'My disk ran out of space when trying to save my Word document, so I changed it from double spaced to single spaced and it still wouldn't fit!' | Technical support: 'Press any key to continue.
Customer: I can't find the 'Any' key. | Tech Support: 'Ok, in the bottom left of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?' | Technical support: You have Spyware on your machine which is causing the problem.
Customer: Spyware? Can they see me getting dressed through the monitor? | Technical support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Technical support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars. | Technical support: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... | | | | |
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Bar Code Incident |
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Thursday, 12 March 2009 10:07 |
 | A company which worked with asset numbers on the front of everything, which give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars. Received this call: Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network." Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage." Customer: "What is that?" Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer." Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ." |
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Last Updated on Thursday, 12 March 2009 10:29 |
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Technical Support humour
