Verbal Warnings.

Note of Verbal Warning. Name of employee: Paula Applelosswhey      Department: Saturday Sales Assistant.             I have reason to issue a verbal warning to the above employee in respect to……..      A further incidence of lateness.  Turning up for work in a state of undress with three drunken youths.  Paula has been warned that if her appearance does not improve further procedures will follow.   27/1/08 Entering the workplace with a septic pierced belly button.  I must point out that the pierced belly button was not the problem, but Paula’s insistence of exhibiting it to all customers who approached her while on changing room duty.  3/2/08, incident involving the selling of illegal substances with every pair of quality discount leggings.     Signed: S.Croft (Manager)

Name of employee:    Maureen Dim       Department:   Sales Assistant.       I have reason to issue a verbal warning to the above employee in respect to……..     Cleanliness and antisocial behaviour in the communal changing rooms.   21/02/08 complaint made concerning an incident with a coat hanger, a bottle of harpic, a wig and a pop tart.  Maureen has been informed that the communal changing room was not a fitting place to prepare her lunch and stock check all the bulk order of fuzzy felts.  30/3/08 complaint made concerning an incident where Maureen paraded through the shop wearing a customer’s clothes who was changing in the communal changing room.  After purloining a customer’s pair of shoes, Maureen was issued with her first verbal warning and informed that if she did not stop going through customers shopping bags and scaring small children further disciplinary procedure will follow.    Signed: S.Croft (Manager)

Name of employee: Brenda Von Glubberspawn      Department:  Sales Assistant.         I have reason to issue a verbal warning to the above employee in respect to……..    Mental stablility.  13/1/08 A complaint was made against Brenda concerning her behaviour involving a knife and a returned cardigan.  It was after the lighter fluid incidence that Brenda was given her first verbal warning.  It was noted by her probation officer that Brenda disliked eye contact and small dogs, due to this we have placed her on security duty.  Shoplifting has declined drastically, however, complaints from the passing the public have increased.  17/1/08 complaint made concerning bad language and obscene gestures. 20/2/08 complaint made concerning two poodle and a small child.  It has also been noted that staff morale is at an all time low.  Maureen has received two cut lips and a broken rib from Brenda since Maureen was overheard discussing Brenda’s left breast with a group of customers. However, even with these teething problems, Brenda has returned to the community relatively well. Signed: S.Croft (Manager)

Name of employee: Doreen Dither Department:  Sales Assistant. I have reason to issue a verbal warning to the above employee in respect to……..        Inability to work till and for smoking near the glittery tops.  Doreen has been with this shop for two years and has yet to ring up a correct price.  And it is also noteworthy that if Maureen hadn’t noticed the 12p price tag on the designer jeans we would all have been accountable to head office.  23/4/08 Charging a customer £59.83 for two multi-coloured vests and a pair of socks.  Complaint made against Doreen after hand cuffing herself to the customers pram and refusing to remove them until the said £59.83 was paid.  Doreen has also been warned that if she drops the credit card machine once more the cost of the repairs will be deducted from her wages – And that if she bursts into tear one more time while transacting a purchase, further disciplinary procedure will follow. Signed: S.Croft (Manager)